December 2010
I hate mcdonalds for telling me every day that i am too skinny. and i hate them for keeping me there 1.5 hours after i’m scheduled to leave because they can’t figure out how to fuckin close the store in a timely manner. i hate not getting home until 2:30 because of the aforementioned fact because that means i don’t fall asleep until 4 or 5 and then i still wake up around 8 or 9....
“Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of...”
– Leonardo Da Vinci (via aplacecalledfreedom)
THE OFFICE
I’m getting ready to start season1 episode 3. if i haven’t found anything to be toooo funny yet is there really any point in continuing to watch it? Does it get better?
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
-spacekase:
alwaysinadaze:
hannahrefugio:
I’m usually like
lmfaooo
LIFE.
HOLY FUCK JUST LIKE THE TIME IN MINN!
They say true friends can go long periods of time...
-spacekase:
samanthasays:
dangmegyouredead:
jenerationle:
(via salutethesunrise, jaamesfaace)
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What we have here is a dreamer: 45 Life Lessons -... →
merryandtragical:
45 Life Lessons - Written by the now 90 year old Regina Brett.
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don’t have to win every...
“I don’t want to be married just to be married. I can’t think of anything...”
– Mary Ann Shaffer (via kari-shma)
As i lay in the darkness of my room at night i realize the only thing that will ever haunt me are my own thoughts and insecurities.
IT's A bad couple weeks to be a female on the FBR...
JEEZUS why does everyone feel the need to try and break people down just because what happened in the past didn’t work out? I will excuse the Farro boys from this seeing as they only recently left the situation.
But the ex drummer of VErsaemerge really should have gotten over it by now, and now he is just being a whiny ass brat and not even naming names. HI you aren’t being mature...
IN A crazy turn of events Ke$ha sold out before i bought eric’s ticket…therefore it is time to get sleazy again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stoked. gonna glitter it up like effin crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: I wish people in america would have named their kid Rupert.
mom: That is a horrible name!
me: It's dignified and kinda cute.
mom: i just know your kids are going to have horrible names.
me: Nah they are gonna dignified names like Rupert and Yoda.. you know famous names that mean something great.
“What’s the point of drinking alone?”
my brother asked me that today when i told my mom i only needed 1 taylor swift concert ticket for my birthday. He was more hinting towards the fact that he had 10+ people going to his apartment for his birthday and i couldn’t even get 1 person to hang with me on my birthday this past year. and the fact that i am always goin to shows...
picking myself apart
I’m really getting tired of people telling me they want to hang out with me and then when i make every goddamn effort in the world to get ahold of them to hang they don’t call me back or text me back or get back at me at all. then they get pissed because somehow it is my fucking fault that we are not hanging out.
you know i can only be so much of this fucking relationship and to be...
“a want should be positive, his father had said. A want should improve your life...”
Not only can i never win but apparently i’m the idiot who showed up with a baseball glove to the boxing match :(
“You’re a different human being to everyone you meet.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Rant. (via fuckyeschuckpalahniuk)
Merry christmas (insert name here)! This was my idea to make the mass holiday text more personal. put here in fear of offending friends
“Sometimes, I look outside and I think that a lot of other people have seen this...”
– Stephen Chbosky (via julie911)
Mtv drops “music televsion” from their logo and get higher ratings as they revamp for a new generation who like to watch teen mom. FML
I’m not sad anymore i’m just tired of this place. If this year would just i think we’d all be ok.
“You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby. (via fuckyeschuckpalahniuk)
Sometimes i think if i want to be taken seriously i’m going to have to move away from anyone who knows me
“if you aren’t going to use your heart, what does it matter if its broken?”
– home alone 2: lost in new york
“To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to...”
– E. E. Cummings (via iamelliotjames)
“sex is like a bike without training wheels if you try it before you’re...”
– eric matthews
